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Choose the garment, color, and size that best fits how the design will be worn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAvailable Styles\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex T-Shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e sizes S–3XL, available in Black, White, Sand, Sport Grey, Dark Heather, and Pepper. Pepper uses a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 blank with a relaxed, lived-in finish; the other colors use the standard Gildan 5000 blank.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex Sweatshirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e sizes S–3XL, available in Black, White, Sand, Sport Grey, and Dark Heather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e sizes S–3XL, available in Black, White, Sand, Sport Grey, and Dark Heather, with a hood and front pocket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e sizes S–3XL, available in Black, White, and Dark Heather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex Kids T-shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e youth sizes XS–XL, available in Black, White, Sport Grey, and Light Pink.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFiber content varies by garment style and color. Sport Grey, Dark Heather, and other heather colors use blended fibers; review the selected variant's garment details when exact fiber content matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit and Sizing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdult garments use unisex sizing. The Kids T-shirt uses separate youth sizing from XS–XL and is not equivalent to adult sizing. Review the selected style and size carefully before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-a888febdfdd94f398c47d78af91ffa50.r2.dev\/image_link_description\/SIZE%20CHART.webp\" alt=\"Adult size chart for Gen X Raised Hose Water Neglect Sarcastic Vintage - Adult \u0026amp; Kids T-Shirts, Sweatshirts \u0026amp; Hoodies unisex apparel\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eColor Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColor availability depends on the selected adult or kids style. Product images may show the design on an adult garment example; the garment style, fit, color, and size supplied are determined by the selected variant. Screen settings can affect how colors appear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-a888febdfdd94f398c47d78af91ffa50.r2.dev\/image_link_description\/COLOR%20CHART.webp\" alt=\"Color options for Gen X Raised Hose Water Neglect Sarcastic Vintage - Adult \u0026amp; Kids T-Shirts, Sweatshirts \u0026amp; Hoodies apparel\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWash inside out with similar colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUse cold water and a gentle cycle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAvoid ironing directly over the decorated area.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach item is prepared after the order is placed. 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